Friday, November 04, 2005
Dying
Don't think about the end of your existence, thinking about the whole list of positives that come with departing from this world.
1. Never having to go to the DMV anymore.
2. Never having to pay taxes.
3. You can stop taking your meds.
4. You'll save a fortune on beauty/health products.
5. Guys ..... you'll never again be embarrassed because your wife/girlfriend forced you to go into the store to buy products that involve her "monthly visitor".
6. No more having to watch Geico commercials.
7. Spam e-mail will be a thing of the past.
8. Finally you will not have to hear anymore about J-Lo.
9. For once your neighbors will be really quiet.
10. Rent is cheap.
11. No more company christmas parties where the same one or two people have too much to drink and make the event even more uncomfortable than it already is.
12. Ladies ........ no more male pig bosses that only see you as a pair of breasts in a sweater.
13. No more suffering through adult movies that attempt to have a plot to them.
14. You probably won't be audited next year at tax season.
15. You can wear the same outfit for ever.16. You'll never have to worry about not getting enough sleep.
17. Guys ....... no more prostate exams.
18. Ladies ...... no more shaving or waxing to look good in that bikini.
19. Telemarketers will not call you anymore right in the middle of a big game or your favorite television show.
20. You can stop worrying about trying to remember if the doctor said you had TB or VD.This list could go on and on.
Please feel free to post any others.
Tapi tetep aja gue takut mati, hiiiy... xp
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